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  • Accelerationism is played out

    2025-03-24

    If there’s anything comforting about everything playing out, right under our very eyes, in the U.S. right now, is that we’re finally gonna find out what actually comes after. The age of Dark Enlightenment, that those neo-reactionary bloggers have been fantasizing about, is here. The Nation’s CEO might not be qualified, but so are your reservations as humanists. Quite a rabbit hole, to say the least.

    Asking for a friend: how do you dress up for a Gordian Knot slashing ceremony?

  • Discord is played out

    2025-03-21

    Adding to the rumors that the company is preparing to launch an initial public offering, Discord just announced mobile ads.

    Enshittification is only a matter of time… to go back to Teamspeak and good old Forums.

  • Life hacks are played out

    2025-03-20

    “A strange delusion possesses the working classes of the nations where capitalist civilization holds its sway. This delusion drags in its train the individual and social woes which for two centuries have tortured sad humanity. This delusion is the love of work, the furious passion for work, pushed even to the exhaustion of the vital force of the individual and his progeny. Instead of opposing this mental aberration, the priests, the economists and the moralists have cast a sacred halo over work.”

    The right to be lazy by French philosopher Paul Lafargue

  • Black plastic cookware is played out

    2025-03-18

    Not that black plastic utensils are out of style, but they could give you cancer, amongst other things.

    Coming up next: recycling is played out.

  • Doomscrolling is played out

    2025-03-17

    Also fashionable: doomsleeping, doomsnacking, doomjerking, doomwhistling, doombiking, doomdating, doomcleaning and doomstaringatheceillingwhile contemplating the inevitable collapse of civilization, overanalyzing past mistakes, ignoring unread emails, dissociating from your physical form, questioning your career choices, feeling guilty about not exercising, considering deleting all your social media, regretting that text you sent three years ago, wondering if you should start therapy, pretending you don’t hear your phone buzzing, trying to remember the last time you drank water, getting lost in an existential spiral about time being an illusion, and ultimately deciding to just go back to doomscrolling instead..

  • Cease and Desist letters are played out

    2025-03-14

    Instead of telling people to stop what they’re doing, send continue and persist letters thanks to Boondoggle & Doggle Partners LLP !

  • Unboxing videos are played out

    2025-03-13

    Talk about a bad haul!

    Rumor says that hope was left inside. Does this mean hope is evil?

  • User experience is played out

    2025-03-11
    1. Go to website
    2. Dismiss cookie warnings
    3. Dismiss promo
    4. Find product
    5. Add to cart
    6. Login
    7. Password needs resetting
    8. Go to webmail
    9. Dismiss cookie warnings
    10. Login
    11. Use 2FA on mobile
    12. Find email
    13. Click link
    14. Dismiss cookie warnings
    15. Choose new password
    16. Login
    17. Answer CAPTCHA
    18. Go to cart
    19. Dismiss promo
    20. Dismiss promo (pt. 2)
    21. Enter shipping info
    22. Enter card info
    23. Use 2FA on mobile
    24. Confirm order

    Congratulations! The internet is shit!

  • Chromecast is played out

    2025-03-10

    On sunday, my mom called me because she was unable cast her favorite british tv show on her TV. After an hour of troubleshooting, I find out the outage is worldwide. 24 hours later, still no fix. Nice try Google, but we won’t be switching to Google TV anytime soon.

    Chromecast (2nd gen) and Audio cannot Cast in ‘Untrusted’ outage – 9to5google

  • Capitalism is played out

    2025-03-06

    No point in saving money anymore. All hail our technofeudal lords.

    No cap.

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